Cumtagsag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable pigeon.

Cumtagsag created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumtagsag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cumtagsag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cumtagsag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cumtagsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Always obey Cumtagsag's priests.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.