Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional crocodile.

Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb, he will turn you into a tree.

Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Cinboptan Nullguntalbadzog Stigvoggeb on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.