Ruttnatciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic swallow.

Ruttnatciss created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnatciss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttnatciss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ruttnatciss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ruttnatciss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Ruttnatciss' name in vain.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.