Cabflisdimnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous cat.

Cabflisdimnarl created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabflisdimnarl, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabflisdimnarl, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cabflisdimnarl's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cabflisdimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump near capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.