Queegkomflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable jackal.

Queegkomflow created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegkomflow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Queegkomflow, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Queegkomflow's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Queegkomflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.