Limnillril is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering mink.

Limnillril created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limnillril, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limnillril, she will destroy your favourite star.

Limnillril's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Limnillril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed bread to mice while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Never skip in holy places.