Fombopkinvogcatnanarf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing goat.

Fombopkinvogcatnanarf created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombopkinvogcatnanarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fombopkinvogcatnanarf, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fombopkinvogcatnanarf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fombopkinvogcatnanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Fombopkinvogcatnanarf first in all things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.