Hommidren is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable owl.

Hommidren created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Hommidren, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hommidren, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hommidren's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hommidren's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Hommidren must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hommidren loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.