Meglenget is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful manatee.

Meglenget created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meglenget, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Meglenget, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Meglenget's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Meglenget's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never wear indigo dresses.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always wear purple.