Wotvonkgar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident camel.

Wotvonkgar created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Wotvonkgar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wotvonkgar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wotvonkgar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wotvonkgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always help ducks in need.