Sasbugkiphogpopgedster is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient bird.

Sasbugkiphogpopgedster created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbugkiphogpopgedster, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasbugkiphogpopgedster, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sasbugkiphogpopgedster's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sasbugkiphogpopgedster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into brown rooms.