Lakflangat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent swan.

Lakflangat created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakflangat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lakflangat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Lakflangat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lakflangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Lakflangat's name in vain.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not kill frogs.