Busmif is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited cat.

Busmif created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Busmif, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busmif, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Busmif's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Busmif's Holy Commandments

1. Busmif loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Busmif's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.