Bogzedtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent spider.

Bogzedtarg created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bogzedtarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogzedtarg, it will turn you into a mole.

Bogzedtarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bogzedtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not listen to music.