Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate skunk.

Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab, he will turn you into a tree.

Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Libzogdussabhashat Latarfkab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.

5. Never hurt monkeys.