Barndibbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident monkey.

Barndibbog created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barndibbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Barndibbog, she will not invite you to parties.

Barndibbog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Barndibbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.