Vonkgaddot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous hamster.

Vonkgaddot created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkgaddot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vonkgaddot, it will not care.

Vonkgaddot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vonkgaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vonkgaddot on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Vonkgaddot's priests.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.