Flissomquat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow owl.

Flissomquat created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flissomquat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flissomquat, she will manifest in front of you.

Flissomquat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flissomquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flissomquat.

3. Flissomquat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.