Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud sheep.

Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gebdutdosshigzagjonjipbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.