Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum
is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful
alligator
.
Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum
created energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum
, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum
, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum's
most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never skip in the presence of seals.
5. Spagdutnurt Mifladnur Narlflanfum must be the most important thing in your life.
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