Sisyatjan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent meerkat.

Sisyatjan created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisyatjan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sisyatjan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sisyatjan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sisyatjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisyatjan.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about nebulae.