Wignabbatnib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident crow.

Wignabbatnib created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wignabbatnib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wignabbatnib, he will be very unhappy.

Wignabbatnib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wignabbatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.