Quimgunshavdidvag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent frog.

Quimgunshavdidvag created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgunshavdidvag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quimgunshavdidvag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Quimgunshavdidvag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Quimgunshavdidvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Quimgunshavdidvag's priests.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.