Listrowton is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental wolf.

Listrowton created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listrowton, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Listrowton, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Listrowton's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Listrowton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never wear fawn shorts.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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