Zimzannill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic dugong.

Zimzannill created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimzannill, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zimzannill, it will curse you with boils.

Zimzannill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zimzannill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zimzannill.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.