Zimzannill is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic
dugong.
Zimzannill created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimzannill, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zimzannill, it will curse you with boils.
Zimzannill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Zimzannill's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zimzannill.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.