Davlarplarn Volhennat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic bird.

Davlarplarn Volhennat created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlarplarn Volhennat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davlarplarn Volhennat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Davlarplarn Volhennat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Davlarplarn Volhennat's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davlarplarn Volhennat.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.