Sadtuntab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy tortoise.

Sadtuntab created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtuntab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadtuntab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sadtuntab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sadtuntab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sadtuntab's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always wear blue.