Pibtimdapdog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil centaur.

Pibtimdapdog created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibtimdapdog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibtimdapdog, she will ignore you.

Pibtimdapdog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pibtimdapdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.