Tanripfutfutfasfab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking mink.

Tanripfutfutfasfab created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanripfutfutfasfab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tanripfutfutfasfab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tanripfutfutfasfab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tanripfutfutfasfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not kill dolphins.