Zanbidzod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane bat.

Zanbidzod created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbidzod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanbidzod, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zanbidzod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zanbidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Zanbidzod.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.