Voncatgon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty toad.

Voncatgon created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voncatgon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Voncatgon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Voncatgon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Voncatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five otters approach from the south.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.