Botjinyak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy ant.

Botjinyak created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botjinyak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Botjinyak, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Botjinyak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Botjinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Botjinyak's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not bounce in public.