Fossappsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate shark.

Fossappsin created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossappsin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fossappsin, she will strike you with lightening.

Fossappsin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fossappsin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dogs approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fossappsin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossappsin.