Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair cobra.

Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Botfungendum Podbidmanham Fedgumwap's priests.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.