Migpopvan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent giraffe.

Migpopvan created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migpopvan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Migpopvan, it will turn you into a frog.

Migpopvan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Migpopvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always obey Migpopvan's priests.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Migpopvan on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migpopvan.
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