Hubcissab is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, capable
fly.
Hubcissab created Asia five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hubcissab, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Hubcissab, it will turn you into a mole.
Hubcissab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Hubcissab's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Retreat if five ducks approach from the east.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always pray immersed in water.