Dintarhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, confident dingo.

Dintarhug created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintarhug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dintarhug, he will turn you into a slug.

Dintarhug's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dintarhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Put Dintarhug first in all things.