Lidkiprig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthinking yak.

Lidkiprig created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidkiprig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidkiprig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lidkiprig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lidkiprig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Lidkiprig eight times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.