Wegabwit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous bat.

Wegabwit created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegabwit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegabwit, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wegabwit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wegabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Wegabwit.

4. Do not take Wegabwit's name in vain.

5. Run away if four swans approach from the north.