Flisweedub is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident
wyrm.
Flisweedub created the planet Earth nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Flisweedub, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Flisweedub, he will curse you with boils.
Flisweedub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Flisweedub's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not eat tomatoes.