Flisweedub is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident wyrm.

Flisweedub created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisweedub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisweedub, he will curse you with boils.

Flisweedub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flisweedub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.