Padzagkombaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying deer.

Padzagkombaf created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padzagkombaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Padzagkombaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Padzagkombaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Padzagkombaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never paint your head gray.

5. Worship no other gods but Padzagkombaf.