Queegneljen Arnbogtippid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent swan.

Queegneljen Arnbogtippid created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegneljen Arnbogtippid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Queegneljen Arnbogtippid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queegneljen Arnbogtippid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Queegneljen Arnbogtippid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the west.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.