Saskanhak is a god.
He takes the form of a large, omnipotent
dugong.
Saskanhak created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saskanhak, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Saskanhak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Saskanhak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Saskanhak's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saskanhak.
4. Never feed onions to hamsters while wearing pink jumpers.
5. Do not covet oxen.