Stikriptab is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful
coyote.
Stikriptab created dark energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikriptab, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Stikriptab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Stikriptab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Stikriptab's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Stikriptab on top of important buildings.
5. Do not make images of living things.