Wadmisyart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, irritating dragon.

Wadmisyart created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadmisyart, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadmisyart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wadmisyart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wadmisyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.