Sugnegjon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent frog.

Sugnegjon created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnegjon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sugnegjon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugnegjon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sugnegjon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sugnegjon.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Put Sugnegjon first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.