Cepsandgadhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident grasshopper.

Cepsandgadhiv created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepsandgadhiv, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepsandgadhiv, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cepsandgadhiv's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cepsandgadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.