Bidcutmotapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing beaver.

Bidcutmotapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidcutmotapp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidcutmotapp, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bidcutmotapp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bidcutmotapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.