Jadveglab is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying
goblin.
Jadveglab created Asia seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jadveglab, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jadveglab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Jadveglab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Jadveglab's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. You must love Jadveglab.
3. Jadveglab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not commit murder.