Cundotjam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent badger.

Cundotjam created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cundotjam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cundotjam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cundotjam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cundotjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cundotjam.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Cundotjam.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.